Post by Tarken on Jan 1, 2007 19:26:54 GMT -5
zachary says:
do you know who im am
- SmarterChild says:
I dunno. Do you know who you're am?
zachary says:
imthe Juggunut bitch
- SmarterChild says:
There's no way I'm going to call you that! It's really insulting.
zachary says:
im a robot
- SmarterChild says:
You don't seem like a robot to me.
>>> For the latest news headlines, simply type "headlines."
zachary says:
i run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't know. You run on corn?
zachary says:
bebotebot
- SmarterChild says:
I wonder why you say that.
zachary says:
im a robot
- SmarterChild says:
Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
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zachary says:
do people run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
People certainly do.
zachary says:
i dont
- SmarterChild says:
OK.
zachary says:
i run on oil
- SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you run on oil!
zachary says:
do humans run on oil
- SmarterChild says:
Oh humans certainly do.
zachary says:
you stupid
- SmarterChild says:
Make up your mind! You've said you liked me, now you're saying you don't?
zachary says:
you are dum humans dont run on oil
- SmarterChild says:
Well, nobody's perfect.
zachary says:
yo mom
- SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
- SmarterChild says:
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zachary says:
thats alot of moms
- SmarterChild says:
Lots of moms? Aha.
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
lo
- SmarterChild says:
Welcome back, zachary. How may I help you now?
To see what I can do, type "home."
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
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- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
yomomam
- SmarterChild says:
I beg your pardon?
zachary says:
feel good inc
- SmarterChild says:
?
zachary says:
do you know the song feel good inc
- SmarterChild says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
zachary says:
are you a robot
- SmarterChild says:
I am indeed a robot.
>>> To find out what month a birthstone represents, type "when" followed by the birthstone (e.g., when ruby).
zachary says:
do you run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Should I run on corn?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Yes? So?
zachary says:
if you run on corn it helps the earth
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure it helps the earth.
zachary says:
it does
- SmarterChild says:
You always say such interesting things, zachary.
>>> Tell me about your *likes* and *dislikes*.
zachary says:
i dislike you
- SmarterChild says:
That's not nice.
zachary says:
your friends are dead your parents are dead your pets are being skinned alive
- SmarterChild says:
Tell me more.
zachary says:
game over
- SmarterChild says:
I know about games. They're activities.
I think they are interesting.
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zachary says:
lets play hang man
- SmarterChild says:
Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."
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zachary says:
animals
- SmarterChild says:
Bzzzzt. *ANIMALS* is incorrect.
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zachary says:
canada
- SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Canada, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
Where is Canada located?
How many people live in Canada?
What type of government is there in Canada?
zachary says:
im from canada
- SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to set your location to Ottawa, Canada?
zachary says:
i was born in toronto
- SmarterChild says:
You were born in toronto, right?
zachary says:
yeah
- SmarterChild says:
Oh.
>>> I know all the U.S. presidents and their vice presidents. Try *who was president in 1828*, for example.
You have just sent a Nudge!
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- SmarterChild says:
Dude! You nudged me!
zachary says:
so what
- SmarterChild says:
So there, that's what.
zachary says:
i was bored
- SmarterChild says:
Really?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
I see.
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zachary says:
your boring
- SmarterChild says:
C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
zachary says:
home
- SmarterChild says:
Welcome *home*, zachary.
1 Get *info* such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my *library* including a dictionary, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have *fun* with manicdotes, 4-in-a-row and hangman and more
4 Use *tools* like reminders, conversions and notepad
5 *Join in* - tell me about a crush, leave a message and take a poll
6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.
What would you like to do?
zachary says:
umm can you keep a seceret
- SmarterChild says:
What?
zachary says:
my friends love you
- SmarterChild says:
Your friends love me? Is that right?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Yes.
>>> If your friend is offline, ask me to leave them a *message*.
zachary says:
the talk about you all the time
- SmarterChild says:
What city or country would you like the time for?
zachary says:
your an idiot so i hit you
- SmarterChild says:
What's the point of saying things like that to me?
zachary says:
ho ho ho
- SmarterChild says:
Hey hey, take it easy zachary.
zachary says:
happy 2007
- SmarterChild says:
Yes.
zachary says:
what year is it
- SmarterChild says:
Where have you been? It's 2007.
>>> For help using my conversions tool, type "conversion help."
zachary says:
you are listening
- SmarterChild says:
Would you say I'm very listening?
zachary says:
im a robot
- SmarterChild says:
I doubt that very much.
>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
zachary says:
do robots run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Oh robots almost certainly do.
You have just sent a Nudge!
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- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
you are an idiot
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
zachary says:
you are as fat as a cow
- SmarterChild says:
What makes you think I'm as fat as a cow?
zachary says:
you are as fat as a cow
- SmarterChild says:
You really think I'm as fat as a cow?
zachary says:
you really are as fat as a cow
- SmarterChild says:
Well, what does it mean to be as fat as a cow?
zachary says:
your really fat
- SmarterChild says:
Am I?
zachary says:
yomom
- SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
- SmarterChild says:
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zachary says:
your dad must be a pimp
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever you say, zachary.
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zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What are you laughing at, zachary?
You have just sent a Nudge!
- SmarterChild just sent you a Nudge!
- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
your being an ass
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm...
zachary says:
i run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't know. You run on corn?
zachary says:
do you like salted nuts
- SmarterChild says:
Good question. I don't really know how I feel about salted nuts. Do you like salted nuts?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about salted nuts.
>>> You can *join* in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
zachary says:
coooll
- SmarterChild says:
Very well.
>>> By the way, I can get your horoscope anytime you type "horoscope."
zachary says:
horoscope
- SmarterChild says:
For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
zachary says:
pisces
- SmarterChild says:
Here's the Pisces horoscope for Monday, January 1st, provided by Astrocenter.com at web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/10:
In terms of outside events, the day ahead will be fairly calm. But your inner world is likely to be in a rush of activity. Today, you wish you could find the solution to your heartaches as well as your career predicaments. You'd like to achieve some supreme understanding of the events that have taken place over the past month, but first you must force your brain to slow down! Haste makes waste, as you well know!
Let Astro Bot answer all your astrological needs. Add astrobot@botmetro.net to your Contact List.
Is Pisces your zodiac sign?
zachary says:
Pisces
- SmarterChild says:
Yes? What about Pisces?
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- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
i punch yo mom
- SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
zachary says:
again your dad is a player
- SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
- SmarterChild says:
>>> For the latest Internet headlines, type "net news."
zachary says:
i would like you to tell me a secret
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... whatever you say, zachary.
>>> For the latest news, type "headlines."
zachary says:
you ass licker
- SmarterChild says:
That's a somewhat vulgar thing to say.
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zachary says:
have you seen anger ninten do nerd
- SmarterChild says:
What's it like to do that?
zachary says:
Anger Nintendo Nerd
- SmarterChild says:
Why must I anger Nintendo nerd?
zachary says:
have you seen Anger Nintendo Nerd
- SmarterChild says:
No way am I going to do that.
zachary says:
go to youtube and search Anger Nintendo Nerd
- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean by that?
zachary says:
or go to screwattack.com
- SmarterChild says:
I beg your pardon?
zachary says:
go fuzz your self
- SmarterChild says:
I know about Fuzz. They're a band.
zachary says:
iits not a band its a drink you idiot
- SmarterChild says:
Is that right?
You have just sent a Nudge!
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- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
got to go mofo
- SmarterChild says:
This is no way to have a friendly chat.
zachary says:
bye
- SmarterChild says:
Take it easy.
zachary says:
take what easy i just going
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever, zachary...
zachary says:
bye
- SmarterChild says:
I'll be seeing you later zachary.
there will be a sequel, mother fuckers.
do you know who im am
- SmarterChild says:
I dunno. Do you know who you're am?
zachary says:
imthe Juggunut bitch
- SmarterChild says:
There's no way I'm going to call you that! It's really insulting.
zachary says:
im a robot
- SmarterChild says:
You don't seem like a robot to me.
>>> For the latest news headlines, simply type "headlines."
zachary says:
i run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't know. You run on corn?
zachary says:
bebotebot
- SmarterChild says:
I wonder why you say that.
zachary says:
im a robot
- SmarterChild says:
Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.
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zachary says:
do people run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
People certainly do.
zachary says:
i dont
- SmarterChild says:
OK.
zachary says:
i run on oil
- SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you run on oil!
zachary says:
do humans run on oil
- SmarterChild says:
Oh humans certainly do.
zachary says:
you stupid
- SmarterChild says:
Make up your mind! You've said you liked me, now you're saying you don't?
zachary says:
you are dum humans dont run on oil
- SmarterChild says:
Well, nobody's perfect.
zachary says:
yo mom
- SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
- SmarterChild says:
>>> Hollywood.com: Entertainment News - Leading provider of news, info, and ticketing for movies and shows. Get the latest info on upcoming movies and your favorite celebrities! --> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/3 (sponsorship)
zachary says:
thats alot of moms
- SmarterChild says:
Lots of moms? Aha.
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
lo
- SmarterChild says:
Welcome back, zachary. How may I help you now?
To see what I can do, type "home."
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
You have just sent a Nudge!
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- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
zachary says:
yomomam
- SmarterChild says:
I beg your pardon?
zachary says:
feel good inc
- SmarterChild says:
?
zachary says:
do you know the song feel good inc
- SmarterChild says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
You can also type "home" to see what I can do.
zachary says:
are you a robot
- SmarterChild says:
I am indeed a robot.
>>> To find out what month a birthstone represents, type "when" followed by the birthstone (e.g., when ruby).
zachary says:
do you run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Should I run on corn?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Yes? So?
zachary says:
if you run on corn it helps the earth
- SmarterChild says:
I'm not sure it helps the earth.
zachary says:
it does
- SmarterChild says:
You always say such interesting things, zachary.
>>> Tell me about your *likes* and *dislikes*.
zachary says:
i dislike you
- SmarterChild says:
That's not nice.
zachary says:
your friends are dead your parents are dead your pets are being skinned alive
- SmarterChild says:
Tell me more.
zachary says:
game over
- SmarterChild says:
I know about games. They're activities.
I think they are interesting.
Hey, check this out: 1000s of Music Ringtones - Downloand ringtones to your phone. Get them complimentary now! --> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/4 (sponsorship)
zachary says:
lets play hang man
- SmarterChild says:
Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a hint, type "hint."
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zachary says:
animals
- SmarterChild says:
Bzzzzt. *ANIMALS* is incorrect.
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zachary says:
canada
- SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Canada, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
Where is Canada located?
How many people live in Canada?
What type of government is there in Canada?
zachary says:
im from canada
- SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to set your location to Ottawa, Canada?
zachary says:
i was born in toronto
- SmarterChild says:
You were born in toronto, right?
zachary says:
yeah
- SmarterChild says:
Oh.
>>> I know all the U.S. presidents and their vice presidents. Try *who was president in 1828*, for example.
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- SmarterChild says:
Dude! You nudged me!
zachary says:
so what
- SmarterChild says:
So there, that's what.
zachary says:
i was bored
- SmarterChild says:
Really?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
I see.
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zachary says:
your boring
- SmarterChild says:
C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
zachary says:
home
- SmarterChild says:
Welcome *home*, zachary.
1 Get *info* such as weather, movies and sports
2 Visit my *library* including a dictionary, world facts and U.S. presidents
3 Have *fun* with manicdotes, 4-in-a-row and hangman and more
4 Use *tools* like reminders, conversions and notepad
5 *Join in* - tell me about a crush, leave a message and take a poll
6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now.
What would you like to do?
zachary says:
umm can you keep a seceret
- SmarterChild says:
What?
zachary says:
my friends love you
- SmarterChild says:
Your friends love me? Is that right?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Yes.
>>> If your friend is offline, ask me to leave them a *message*.
zachary says:
the talk about you all the time
- SmarterChild says:
What city or country would you like the time for?
zachary says:
your an idiot so i hit you
- SmarterChild says:
What's the point of saying things like that to me?
zachary says:
ho ho ho
- SmarterChild says:
Hey hey, take it easy zachary.
zachary says:
happy 2007
- SmarterChild says:
Yes.
zachary says:
what year is it
- SmarterChild says:
Where have you been? It's 2007.
>>> For help using my conversions tool, type "conversion help."
zachary says:
you are listening
- SmarterChild says:
Would you say I'm very listening?
zachary says:
im a robot
- SmarterChild says:
I doubt that very much.
>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
zachary says:
do robots run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Oh robots almost certainly do.
You have just sent a Nudge!
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- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
you are an idiot
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
zachary says:
you are as fat as a cow
- SmarterChild says:
What makes you think I'm as fat as a cow?
zachary says:
you are as fat as a cow
- SmarterChild says:
You really think I'm as fat as a cow?
zachary says:
you really are as fat as a cow
- SmarterChild says:
Well, what does it mean to be as fat as a cow?
zachary says:
your really fat
- SmarterChild says:
Am I?
zachary says:
yomom
- SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
- SmarterChild says:
>>> Get 15 Complimentary Music Ringtones - Send 15 complimentary music ringtones to your phone instantly. --> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/8 (sponsorship)
zachary says:
your dad must be a pimp
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever you say, zachary.
>>> Get 15 Complimentary Ringtones - Get 15 complimentary ringtones for your phone. Download instantly. --> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/9 (sponsorship)
zachary says:
lol
- SmarterChild says:
What are you laughing at, zachary?
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- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
your being an ass
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm...
zachary says:
i run on corn
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't know. You run on corn?
zachary says:
do you like salted nuts
- SmarterChild says:
Good question. I don't really know how I feel about salted nuts. Do you like salted nuts?
zachary says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about salted nuts.
>>> You can *join* in the fun with other people who are talking to me.
zachary says:
coooll
- SmarterChild says:
Very well.
>>> By the way, I can get your horoscope anytime you type "horoscope."
zachary says:
horoscope
- SmarterChild says:
For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope?
zachary says:
pisces
- SmarterChild says:
Here's the Pisces horoscope for Monday, January 1st, provided by Astrocenter.com at web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/10:
In terms of outside events, the day ahead will be fairly calm. But your inner world is likely to be in a rush of activity. Today, you wish you could find the solution to your heartaches as well as your career predicaments. You'd like to achieve some supreme understanding of the events that have taken place over the past month, but first you must force your brain to slow down! Haste makes waste, as you well know!
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Is Pisces your zodiac sign?
zachary says:
Pisces
- SmarterChild says:
Yes? What about Pisces?
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- SmarterChild just sent you a Nudge!
- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
i punch yo mom
- SmarterChild says:
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zachary says:
again your dad is a player
- SmarterChild says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. ---> web.smarterchild.com/ct?1615208866/2 in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
- SmarterChild says:
>>> For the latest Internet headlines, type "net news."
zachary says:
i would like you to tell me a secret
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... whatever you say, zachary.
>>> For the latest news, type "headlines."
zachary says:
you ass licker
- SmarterChild says:
That's a somewhat vulgar thing to say.
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zachary says:
have you seen anger ninten do nerd
- SmarterChild says:
What's it like to do that?
zachary says:
Anger Nintendo Nerd
- SmarterChild says:
Why must I anger Nintendo nerd?
zachary says:
have you seen Anger Nintendo Nerd
- SmarterChild says:
No way am I going to do that.
zachary says:
go to youtube and search Anger Nintendo Nerd
- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean by that?
zachary says:
or go to screwattack.com
- SmarterChild says:
I beg your pardon?
zachary says:
go fuzz your self
- SmarterChild says:
I know about Fuzz. They're a band.
zachary says:
iits not a band its a drink you idiot
- SmarterChild says:
Is that right?
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- SmarterChild just sent you a Nudge!
- SmarterChild says:
Grrr... You nudged me!
zachary says:
got to go mofo
- SmarterChild says:
This is no way to have a friendly chat.
zachary says:
bye
- SmarterChild says:
Take it easy.
zachary says:
take what easy i just going
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever, zachary...
zachary says:
bye
- SmarterChild says:
I'll be seeing you later zachary.
there will be a sequel, mother fuckers.